A (X 0 2 2 2 0) Asus4 (0 0 2 2 3 0) A/F# (2 X 0 2 2 0) E6 (0 2 2 1 2 0) Dsus2 (X X 0 2 3 0) Bm11 (X 2 0 2 3 0) also called Dsus2/B Amaj7 (X 0 2 1 2 0) [Verse 1] A Asus4 A/F# Her green plastic watering can A/F# E6 Dsus2 For her fake chinese rubber plant A Dsus2 In the fake plastic earth A Asus4 A/F# That she bought from a rubber man A/F# E6 Dsus2 In a town full of rubber plans A Dsus2 To get rid of itself [Chorus 1] Bm11 A It wears her out It wears her out Bm11 A It wears her out It wears her out [Verse 2] A Asus4 A/F# She lives with a broken man A/F# E6 Dsus2 A cracked polystyrene man A Dsus2 Who just crumbles and burns A Asus4 A/F# He used to do sur - gery A/F# E6 Dsus2 For girls in the eight - ies A Dsus2 But gravity always wins [Chorus 2] Bm11 A And it wears him out It wears him out Bm11 A And it wears him out It we-ear - err - ers [Verse 3] A Asus4 A/F# She looks like the real thing A/F# E6 Dsus2 She tastes like the real thing A Dsus2 My fake plastic love A Asus4 A/F# But I can't help the feeling A/F# E6 Dsus2 I could blow through the ceil - ing A Dsus2 If I just turn and run [Chorus 3] Bm11 A And it wears me out It wears me out Bm11 A Amaj7 It wears me out It wear - err - ers me out [Outro] Bm11 And if I could be who you wanted A If I could be who you wanted Bm11 A All the time All the time mmmm mmmm mmmm Bm11 A Bm11 A (1 strum finish)